

Drive Safely!
I've been known to drive enthusiastically and park vigorously. To my credit, I'm Puerto Rican and we are not a subtle folk. People say my...


Tips on Gittin Sum 103: Nope Nope Nope
Pointers on how to show her you are a Desperate Douchebag: 1. Send shallow, punctuation-free messages where your first impression to...


Tips on Gittin Sum 102: Basic Pointers for Engaging Chicks
For the sake of all, boys... basic pointers when it comes to women: 1. You do NOT tell the chick you are dating to lie to her mother when...


Shit Guy
This is a letter from an alcoholic ex after I dumped him (we dated maybe 2 months). For reference, this is his apology for when he showed...